1. Norwegian seesaw - Urban Dictionary
22 nov 2016 · 2 men stand tip to tip, one circumcised and the other uncircumcised. Fold the foreskin over the other tip to form a seal.
2 men stand tip to tip, one circumcised and the other uncircumcised. Fold the foreskin over the other tip to form a seal. Gently rock back and forth until done.
2. swiss picnic - Urban Dictionary
swiss picnic ... a sex move that involves the male ejaculating on or around his own asshole (it takes some flexibility and quick reflexes) and then the woman ...
a sex move that involves the male ejaculating on or around his own asshole (it takes some flexibility and quick reflexes) and then the woman proceeds to lick the jizz off his asshole.
3. Norwegian - Urban Dictionary
A sex position when one man folds himself into a trash can while sucking his own dick. While, 4 other guys are jacking off on him.
The act of getting a cheap prostitute to shave your gooch and when she's half way through, you shit on her face.
4. Norwegian breakfast - Urban Dictionary
The offering of oral sex to a member of the intellectually superior, large-penised nationality in hopes of acquiring additional intelligence and/or larger ...
In a hotel, wake up, hungry and horny, but are too late for breakfast.....so instead you eat a Norwegian breakfast.....the woman bends over the bathroom counter, ass in the air and the man kneels behind and feasts on her pussy until she comes on his face.....both have satisfied their hunger.
5. Norwegian Field Goal - Urban Dictionary
Norwegian Field Goal ... A sexual position common in Minnesota. When you are in a walk-in fridge with a girl and are about to bang, you put her legs up over your ...
A sexual position common in Minnesota. When you are in a walk-in fridge with a girl and are about to bang, you put her legs up over your shoulders (replicating field goal posts), call an audible and start jerking off until blasting through her legs and on to her face. At the point of impact you smack her in the face with a dead salmon and either yell "he splits the uprights!" or "field goal!". Traditionally done while wearing a Vikings helmet.
6. Norwegian steam engine - Urban Dictionary
Norwegian steam engine ... This is a sexual maneuver that should only be attempted by level 7 or higher practitioners. You take a girl out to a secluded location ...
This is a sexual maneuver that should only be attempted by level 7 or higher practitioners. You take a girl out to a secluded location in full sized four door sedan.You get in the back seat and start doing her doggy style.It becomes very hot and stuffy,so you roll down the back window.When the girl sticks her head out the window to cool off,you crank the window back up on her neck just far enough as not to choke her but far enough she can't escape.You duct tape a lit cigar to her mouth and proceed you corn hole her.Every time you thrust,twin smoke rings come out of her nostrils.
7. norwegian. - Urban Dictionary
Bevat niet: picnic | Resultaten tonen met:picnic
A Norwegian Campfire is a gather of men and/or women that requires all participants to ejaculate into said fire until it is extinguished.
8. Picnic - Urban Dictionary
Bevat niet: norwegian | Resultaten tonen met:norwegian
Something you eat outdoors on the ground, as opposed to at a table
9. Crispo - Urban Dictionary
Norwegian chocolate. Also the name of this whiner on EFnet. Ooh, crispo 10 ... When you invite an ugly chick out to a picnic on top of a plateau. Must ...
A small, but a lovable person. Also a good punching bag.
10. Funny Expressions and Idioms in Norwegian - Life in Norway
15 feb 2015 · I can find no definition for the word “gan”. The translation program (Google Translate) translates the sentence this way: “Both he and his wife ...
When I started learning Norwegian I tried to translate every world in order to get the meaning of a sentence. Most of the cases it did work, but others, it does not. Here is my list of some expressions that you will hear while in Norway and which directly translate in a funny way.
11. Norwegian Snowplough - Urban Dictionary
Bevat niet: picnic | Resultaten tonen met:picnic
Sex position where the you measure out a line of cocaine, then put the female in the wheelbarrow position and you blow her back out while she hoovers up the gear.
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National and international funny and wacky holidays and fun celebrations for every day of the year. When is World Lazy Day or Talk Like a Pirate Day?
13. Forbidden Picnic - Urban Dictionary
Bevat niet: norwegian | Resultaten tonen met:norwegian
The sexual act of engaging in anal sex while eating food off of the receiver's back.
14. Norwegian Tip - Urban Dictionary
Bevat niet: picnic | Resultaten tonen met:picnic
The act of placing ice packs around your penis for 20 minutes and then getting a blow job but only on the dick tip.
15. The Picnic - Urban Dictionary
Bevat niet: norwegian | Resultaten tonen met:norwegian
When you and three friends all insert one end of a tablecloth firmly into your anus, and then spread it evenly apart so that the cloth is taut. You then have a fourth friend gently rest their nutsack or breasts onto the tablecloth. Bon appetit!